Mista Calarence

Original- The Fairly Odd Parent's Theme Song

Timmy is an average kid
that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
Vicky: Bed Twirp!

But gloom and doom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
Cause in reality they are his
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Wanda: Wands and wings,
Cosmo: Floaty crowny things

Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake!

Odd parents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly odd parents!
Vicky: Yeah, right!

*Pop!*

Mista Calarence
rap version.

Laveetra iz a prostitute
who ignores da weddin' bandz
Dom and Thad and Micky alwayz payin' wit contraband
Micky: Get Herpes!

Groom afta groom up in da crib
iz infested permanently
by a nappy lil bitch who sukz eva dick
cuz in reality her name iz Calarence
Mista Calarence

Thad: Whipz n chains
Dom: Itz worth da pain
Calarence, Mista Calarence
Sex god, female bod, loose rod
Micky: Abuse, rope noose, fake truce, man juice, giant snake, birthday ache, large guyz, funeral wake

Calarence, Mista Calarence
Ya flip sum shit wen she iz a dude
named Mista Calarence
Micky: Letz fight!

*Bang!*

7-8-10

Da Buyers R On Da Wrong Team

Original- Everything Is Not What It Seems
Wizard's of Waverly Place Theme Song.

Well you know everything's gonna be a breeze
that the end will no doubt justify the means
You could fix any problem at the slightest ease
Yes, please.

Well you might find out It'll go to your head
When you write a report on a book you never read
With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed
That's what I said.

Everything is not what it seems
When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams
You might run into trouble if you go to extremes
Because everything is not what it seems.

Everything is not what it seems
When you can get what you want by the simplest of means
Be careful not to mess with the balance of things
Because everything is not what it seems.



Da Buyers R On Da Wrong Team
rap version.

Hell ya kno eva dealz gonna b a breeze
dat in da end ya gonna hav da weed
ya could fix da problem wit a 9mm
gimme a liter.

Well ya gonna find out ita go to ya head
wen ya fighta goat and punch it thru da bed
wit a snap of ya neck ya fall ova dead
dats wat Keisha say'd.

Da buyers r on da wrong team
ya can see all those badges wit a tiny gleam
wen ya behind da iron bars ya kno its notta dream
cuz da buyers r on da wrong team.

Da buyers are on da wrong team
wen ya hear da dispatcher ya kno ya betta run down da street
be careful ya dont trip wen ya runnin wit drugs
cuz da buyers r on da wrong team.

12-14-09

Ghetto Barney Theme Song

Original- Barney Theme Song.

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!


Ghetto Barney Theme Song
rap version.

Barney is da dinosaur in our imagination
and wen we are high an smokin weed
he takes us on vacation
Barneys friendz stand n fall
dey come from lotz of hoodz
after dealin they meet an say
yo, shawty ya lookin gud wit dem sexi facez
Barney shows us alotta thingz
lyk how ta be a pimp
poppin caps n beatin' bitchez
an how ta kill a snitch
Barney comes ta play wit us
wenever we hit cloud nine
Barney can be ya brotha too
if ya smoke a reefer.

12-3-09

Pimpz N Bitchez

Original- Spongebob Theme Song.

Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you.
Kids: aye-aye Captain
Captain: Ohhhhhh, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: Spongebob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Captain & Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Captain: HA HA HA HA!!!!


Pimpz N Bitchez
rap version.


Brotha: Are ya ready gangstas?
Gangstas: Yo yo brotha!
Brotha: I aint listenin!
Gangstas: YO YO BROTHA!
Brotha: Ohhhhhh, who lives in da ghetto where its hard fo a G?
Gangstas: Pimpz N Bitchez!
Brotha: Violent n yellin' an dangerous are they
Gangstas: Pimpz N Bitchez!
Brotha: If weed an cocain b sumthin ya dish
Gangstas: Pimpz N Bitches!
Brotha: Den run from da pigz an dont b a snitch
Gangstas: Pimpz N Bitchez!
Brotha: Aight?
Brotha N Gangstas: Pimpz N Bitchez! Pimpz N Bitchez! Pimps N Bitches!
Brotha: Pimpz N Bitcccccchheesss!!!
Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo!!!!


11-5-09

Shot Ya In Da Knee

Originial- Leave It All To Me
iCarly Theme Song


I know, you see
Somehow the world will change for me
And be so wonderful
Live life, breathe air
I know somehow we're gonna get there
And feel so wonderful
And it's all for real
I'm telling you just how I feel
So wake up the members of my nation
It's your time to be
There's no chance unless you take one
And it's time to see
The brighter side of every situation
Somethings are meant to be
So give your best and leave the rest to me
Leave it all to me
Leave it all to me
Just leave it all to me


Shot Ya In Da Knee
rap version.

I shot, ur knee
sum how ya fleed, ya tried to steal sum weed from me
i shoulda shot ur face
hard life, weaved hair
only gangstas know how 2 live there
wit a 9 calibur
and im bout to kill
im tellin ya jus' how i kill
wake up da brothas of mi ghetto
its his time 2 die
and its time 2 shoot
da bitch in dis situation
dont ya run away from me
so give ur last breath while ur runnin down da street
shot ya in da knee
shot ya in da knee
i jus' shot ya in da knee.


11-05-09

It's 11

Original- 7th Heaven Theme Song


When I see their happy faces,
smilin' back at me...
7th heaven
I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family
Where can you go
When The world don't treat you right?
The answer is home
That's the one place that you'll find,
7th heaven
Ooooooh!
7th Heaven
7th heaven


It's 11
rap version.


It's 11
wen i slap ya in da face
ya boyfriend shoots at me
it's 11
i'm jerkin round wit a cap popped in mi ass
what do i do wen der aint no gangstas round
go to the hood
dats da one place dat you'll die
it's 11
oooooo
it's 11
it's 11


10-20-09

Imma Gangsta Now

Original- Rugrats All Grown Up Theme Song.


4...3...2...1
Every birthday, my mom and dad would say
You're another year older, another year wiser
But I still go to school to get an education
I treat each and every day like a mini vacation !
All Grown Up !
I really wanna shout it out !
All Grown Up !
I want the world to know!
All Grown Up !
I really wanna shout it out !
All Grown Up with you
All Grown Up... with... you


Imma Gangsta Now
rap version.


4...3...2...1
Ya almost a gangsta, my mom and pop wuld say
ya anotha year closa, anotha year stronger
but i dropped outta skool, i dont need no education
i treat each an eva day lyk a drive by shooting
i can pop a cap
i really wanna join a gang
i can smack a ho!
i want da hood to kno
imma gangsta now
i really wanna join a gang
i can do sum drugz wit ya
i can do sum drugs...wit...ya.


10-2-09

Popa Cap In Ya

Original- I Will Walk With You
Touched By An Angel Theme Song.

When you walk down the road,
Heavy burrden heavy load,
I will rise and i will walk with you
I'll walk with you till the don't even shine,
Walk with you every time i tell i'll walk with you
(echo)(walk with you)
Believe me i'll walk with you.


Popa Cap In Ya
rap version.


When ya walk down da street
in da ghetto, gangsta mode
I will fight and I will poppa cap in ua
popa cap in ya where the sun dont even shine
popa cap in ya eva time I see ya
i'll popa cap in ya
(gunshots) (popa cap in ya)
believe me, i'll popa cap in ya.



10-2-09

Best of Both Hoodz

Original- Best of Both Worlds
Hannah Montana Theme Song.


You get the limo out front (Wah-ooo)
Hottest styles,
every shoe,every color
Yea, when you're famous it can be kind of fun
It's really you but no one ever discovers
Who woulda thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstaaaaaar!
You get the best of both worlds,
Chillin' out,take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds,
Mix it all together and you know that its the best of both worlds,
[Laughter]


Best of Both Hoodz
rap version.


Ya git da ride out front (Mmmhm)
Hottest Weaves
Every gun, every bullet
Yo, when ya gangsta it can be kinda hard
ya git beat down if ya dont run for cover
who would have thought dat a pimp like me
would git all da bitches in dat jumpin car
ya git da best of both hoodz
chillin' out, smack a ho
then ya jack all da dough
ya git da best of both hoodz
steal sum fried chicken and ya kno ya got da best of both hoodz
[Cussing]



9-24-09

Thanx Fo Bein' A Homie

Original- Thank You For Being A Friend
the golden girls theme song.


Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.



Thanx Fo Bein' A Homie
rap version.

Thanx fo bein' a homie

traveled down da street and back again
ya heart is tru
ya a sista an a homegurl

and if ya throw it down
beat all da bitches an hoes ya kno
you wuld see da biggest weave would be from me
an da graffiti on da wall wuld say
yo, thanz fo being a homie.



9-24-09